Tsunami Blake!

[Lukethe3]

There has been a rather natural event that we affectionately call Tsunami Blake that just recently hit the Forest Moon of Endor leaving many Ewoks without internet and bringing down the "Death Star"s Shield generator. Not only has this affected the Ewoks but there has been a rather high rate of Black Jawa's stealing Tv's and goods and stashing it in their garage and trying to pawn them for "Duguee".
Not Only has many lives been shattered by Blake, but the one store that I have been black listed *cough* KROGER *cough* has been the safe haven to the white man who has decided to christian the Native American Indians and eat Large Turkey Legs for the Passover Dinner.
Not only has this tragic turkey leg eating even brought together the Fremen, Harokonens, Atreides, and the Sarduaker... Jar Jar has decided that it is time for him to try to ride the sandworm... He has yet to find a stillsuite that fits his head let alone ears.
As blake hit the white side of the south, many people have been swimming, drinking and drowning in Blakes, mobility, agility and "Fertility".
The United Catholic and Jedi Acedemy of ST. Samuel L. Jackson has decided to remain closed till Tuesday and now Wednesday. No school for the Flat Top Long Braids!!!

[dEaThEyE033]

...WHAT in the HELL?!

[XenoNinja]

Originally Posted by lukethe3

the United Catholic And Jedi Acedemy Of St. Samuel L. Jackson Has Decided To Remain Closed Till Tuesday. No School For The Flat Top Long Braids!!!

I wanna go too!!!!

[Reap This Whirlwind]

Ummmm...yes?

[Quelex]

That sounds like an uncyclopedia article. You should read the ones on Samuel L. Jackson and Abraham Lincoln.

[Lukethe3]

LoL

I made this up.

= D

I got a lot of shits N' giggles from it

[[}Warbringer 9000{]]

Damn and I thought this was real. We need less people in our world. HAHA!

JEIGH KAYYYY!!!